Thursday, July 13, 2006

This cracks me up!

A friend emailed these to me this morning and I had to share it with you all! You can especially relate if you've already gone through this birthing thing before...but it's still hilarious if you can't speak from firsthand experience! Enjoy!

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but
pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act
normal again?
A: When the kids are in college


Hairgrove's Hangout said...

Hey Debbie and Brent! Just found your blog and so glad you are all well. I do love the "birth" crack ups! So, how are your parents? How is the ministry at NBBC? We miss you and the ministry there soooo much, but are rejoicing in serving the Lord in this local church ministry in Englewood. We absolutely love our Young Family SS class. They are so much like the married students we ministered with for 10 years at NBBC! God's preparations are always perfect. Take care and give the kids a hug from us!

carissa said...

hi deb. I hope you're having a great time away! I hope you're shopping a lot and thinking of bringing me back a souvenier...hee hee. I got the packages in the mail for VBS. It all looks great. Have a great day.

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